Jack Prelutsky
A Wolf Is At The Laundromat by Jack Prelutsky

A Wolf Is At The Laundromat by Jack Prelutsky

A wolf is at the Laundromat,it's not a wary stare-wolf,it's short and fat, it tips its hat,unlike a scary glare-wolf.It combs its hair, it clips its toes,it is a fairly rare ...

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Last Night I Dreamed Of Chickens by Jack Prelutsky

Last Night I Dreamed Of Chickens by Jack Prelutsky

Last night I dreamed of chickens,there were chickens everywhere,they were standing on my stomach,they were nesting in my hair,they were pecking at my pillow,they were hopping on ...

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The Visitor by Jack Prelutsky

The Visitor by Jack Prelutsky

it came today to visitand moved into the houseit was smaller than an elephantbut larger than a mousefirst it slapped my sisterthen it kicked my dadthen it pushed my motheroh! that ...

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I met a dragon face to face by Jack Prelutsky

I met a dragon face to face by Jack Prelutsky

I met a dragon face to facethe year when I was ten,I took a trip to outer space,I braved a pirate's den,I wrestled with a wicked troll,and fought a great white shark,I trailed a ...

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Suzanna socked me Sunday by Jack Prelutsky

Suzanna socked me Sunday by Jack Prelutsky

Suzanna socked me Sunday,she socked me Monday, too,she also socked me Tuesday,I was turning black and blue.She socked me double Wednesday,and Thursday even more,but when she ...

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Pumberly Pott’s Unpredictable Niece by Jack Prelutsky

Pumberly Pott’s Unpredictable Niece by Jack Prelutsky

Pumberly Pott's unpredictable niecedeclared with her usual zealthat she would devour, by piece after piece,her uncle's new automobile.She set to her task very early one mornby ...

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Dora Diller by Jack Prelutsky

Dora Diller by Jack Prelutsky

'My stomach's full of butterflies!'lamented Dora Diller.Her mother sighed. 'That's no surprise,you ate a caterpillar!'

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Herbert Glerbett by Jack Prelutsky

Herbert Glerbett by Jack Prelutsky

Herbert Glerbett, rather round,swallowed sherbet by the pound,fifty pounds of lemon sherbetwent inside of Herbert Glerbett.With that glob inside his lapHerbert Glerbett took a ...

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I Went Hungry on Thanksgiving by Jack Prelutsky

I Went Hungry on Thanksgiving by Jack Prelutsky

I was hungry on ThanksgivingBut I couldn't eat a thingI couldn't eat a drumstickAnd I couldn't eat a wingI couldn't have the picklesOr the gravy covered riceThe pumpkin pie was ...

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Bleezer’s Ice Cream by Jack Prelutsky

Bleezer’s Ice Cream by Jack Prelutsky

I am Ebenezer Bleezer,I run BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM STORE,there are flavors in my freezeryou have never seen before,twenty-eight divine creationstoo delicious to resist,why not do ...

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As Soon As Fred Gets Out Of Bed by Jack Prelutsky

As Soon As Fred Gets Out Of Bed by Jack Prelutsky

As soon as Fred gets out of bed,his underwear goes on his head.His mother laughs, "Don't put it there,a head's no place for underwear!"But near his ears, above his brains,is where ...

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Homework! Oh, Homework! by Jack Prelutsky

Homework! Oh, Homework! by Jack Prelutsky

Homework! Oh, Homework!I hate you! You stink!I wish I could wash you away in the sink,if only a bombwould explode you to bits.Homework! Oh, homework!You're giving me fits.I'd ...

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Super Samson Simpson by Jack Prelutsky

Super Samson Simpson by Jack Prelutsky

I am Super Samson Simpson,I'm superlatively strong,I like to carry elephants,I do it all day long,I pick up half a dozenand hoist them in the air,it's really somewhat simple,for I ...

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Deep In Our Refrigerator by Jack Prelutsky

Deep In Our Refrigerator by Jack Prelutsky

Deep in our refrigerator,there's a special placefor food that's been around awhile...we keep it, just in case.'It's probably too old to eat,'my mother likes to say.'But I don't ...

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A Pizza the Size of the Sun by Jack Prelutsky

A Pizza the Size of the Sun by Jack Prelutsky

I'm making a pizza the size of the sun,a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton,a pizza too massive to pick up and toss,a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce.I'm topping my ...

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