Denise Duhamel
Exquisite Politics	 by Denise Duhamel

Exquisite Politics by Denise Duhamel

The perfect voter has a smile but no eyes,maybe not even a nose or hair on his or her toes,maybe not even a single sperm cell, ovum, little paramecium.Politics is a slug ...

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The Bottom	 by Denise Duhamel

The Bottom by Denise Duhamel

I stopped drinking on my way down the hillto the liquor store when two guys pulled upand tried to drag me into their pickup. I crossed the streetthen ran in the opposite ...

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Buying Stock by Denise Duhamel

Buying Stock by Denise Duhamel

'...The use of condoms offers substantial protection, but does not guarantee total protection and that while there is no evidence that deep kissing has resulted in transfer of the ...

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Yes by Denise Duhamel

Yes by Denise Duhamel

According to Culture Shock:A Guide to Customs and Etiquette of Filipinos, when my husband says yes,he could also mean one of the following:a.) I don't know.b.) If you say so.c.) ...

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Buddhist Barbie by Denise Duhamel

Buddhist Barbie by Denise Duhamel

In the 5th century B.C.an Indian philosopherGautama teaches 'All is emptiness' and 'There is no self.' In the 20th century A.D.Barbie agrees, but wonders how a man with such a ...

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Sex With A Famous Poet	 by Denise Duhamel

Sex With A Famous Poet by Denise Duhamel

I had sex with a famous poet last night and when I rolled over and found myself beside him I shuddered because I was married to someone else, because I wasn't supposed to have ...

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Snow White’s Acne by Denise Duhamel

Snow White’s Acne by Denise Duhamel

At first she was sure it was just a bit of dried strawberry juice,or a fleck of her mother's red nail polish that had flaked offwhen she'd patted her daughter to sleep the night ...

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Kinky by Denise Duhamel

Kinky by Denise Duhamel

They decide to exchange heads.Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostlesatop his girlfriend's body, loosely,like ...

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Lawless Pantoum	 by Denise Duhamel

Lawless Pantoum by Denise Duhamel

Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,as long as the animals are female.Having sexual relations with a male animalis taboo and punishable by death.As long as the fish ...

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On Being Born The Same Exact Day Of The Same Exact Year As Boy George by Denise Duhamel

On Being Born The Same Exact Day Of The Same Exact Year As Boy George by Denise Duhamel

We must have clamored for the same mother, hurried for the same womb.I know it now as I read that my birthday is his.Since the first time I saw his picture, I sensed ...

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Ai by Denise Duhamel

Ai by Denise Duhamel

There is a chimp named Ai who can count to five.There's a poet named Ai whose selected poems Vicejust won the National Book Award.The name 'Ai' is pronounced 'I'so that whenever I ...

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Delta Flight 659	 by Denise Duhamel

Delta Flight 659 by Denise Duhamel

—to Sean PennI'm writing this on a plane, Sean Penn,with my black Pilot Razor ballpoint pen.Ever since 9/11, I'm a nervous flyer. I leave my PentiumProcessor in Florida so TSA ...

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The Threat by Denise Duhamel

The Threat by Denise Duhamel

my mother pushed my sister out of the apartment door with an empty suitcase because she kept threatening to run away my sister was sick of megetting the best of everything the ...

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June by Denise Duhamel

June by Denise Duhamel

The blue forest, chilled and blue, like the lips of the deadif the lips were gone. The year has been cut in halfwith dull scissors, the solstice still looking for its squareon the ...

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Crater Face by Denise Duhamel

Crater Face by Denise Duhamel

is what we called her. The story wasthat her father had thrown Drano at herwhich was probably true, given the way she slouchedthrough fifth grade, afraid of the world, ...

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Exquisite Candidate	 by Denise Duhamel

Exquisite Candidate by Denise Duhamel

I can promise you this: food in the White Housewill change! No more granola, only fried eggsflipped the way we like them. And ham ham ham!Americans need ham! Nothing airy like ...

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Ego by Denise Duhamel

Ego by Denise Duhamel

I just didn't get it—even with the teacher holding an orange (the earth) in one handand a lemon (the moon) in the other,her favorite student (the sun) standing behind her with a ...

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